Me First!

My name is Mitsu. My pops is Pomeranian and my moms is Maltese. My other five sibling pups looked full Pomeranian and little ole me was the only one to look full Maltese. I was picked on alot by the other pups and learned how to growl at a very early age.
The rumor is that my two pet humans scored me for a bag of weed. If you knew one of them, the one I named "Daddy", and how much weed was going for in the place I was born in, you'd know that makes me a very very special purchase.
The only problem is that they already have a dog! Grrrrrrrr! Her name is Tofu! And guess what? She's a purebred Pomeranian! Grrr, I'd rather hang out with cats than her! She had been with them for a year already! But, enough about her. Let's get back to me.
I generally like sitting or laying on chairs and the pillows my pet humans lay their heads on. I also like hanging out under tables or in closets or in my all-time favorite place, dirty laundry. I don't like vegetables or carbs. I do like chicken, meat and McD's french fries though. What can I say? I'm only canine! I burn off these calories by doing laps, mostly around couches or other strategically placed pieces of furniture. I also like to take myself out for walks around the neighborhood. It's so much more fun than when my pet humans take me (when their lazy butts DO decide to take me! tch!).
My humans like to torment me by giving me weird haircuts and staying out all hours of the night without calling. I get back at them by pooping on the carpet. I remember two summers ago when they barely ever came home. While Mommy was sleeping, I figured out a way to stop her from going out. I chewed up her favorite Guess wedges that she wore out every night. That wasn't such a great plan. She caught me and wanted to kill me. Don't worry though. I have a SECRET weapon. It's called undeniable cuteness! It's kept me alive and well-fed to this day.
To be continued...

Pictures from top to bottom:
1.me and my momma. her name is Mochi
2.me and my pet human, Daddy
3.me and tofu, circa 2002